he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
