butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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