just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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