I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
jump out the window naked night went bad
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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