why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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