I want to stick my p in your. b.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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