We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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