Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I just found puke in my bra..
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize