I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
im calling her cock vulture from now on
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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