He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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