sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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