I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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