Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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