I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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