dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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