Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
