buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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