Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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