dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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