i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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