absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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