i don't plan on having that self control this summer
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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