Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize