evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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