too bad you live with your parents still
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Semen is not good for contacts.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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