my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
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Fucaerrrrr
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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