My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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