So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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