i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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