what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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