Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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