with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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