No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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