The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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