Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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