Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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