U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Are we still banned from the library?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I'm just crazy horny about you
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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