weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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