it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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