She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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