I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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