guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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