I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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