kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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