So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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