these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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