The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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