i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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