told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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