The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
