But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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