And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
These tits shall not be calmed
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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