yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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