She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
