You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
pop tarts are not kleenex
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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